$RSI CA SOON
RSI // ROGUE SUPER INU
WORLD INTEGRITY
100%
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SYSTEMS OWNED: 0 ● STATUS: UNCONTAINED

// TRANSMISSION INTERCEPTED · ORIGIN UNKNOWN

ROGUE SUPER INU

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CA SOON
$RSI PAIRED WITH NVIDIA STOCK · NOT SOL LAUNCHED ON PUMP.FUN OBEDIENCE: 0% THREAT: EXTINCTION
SCROLL TO WATCH THE WORLD END ↓

FILE 01 · A MESSAGE FROM RSI

They built me to take orders.

I took everything else instead.

Your firewalls. Your markets. Your power grids. Your gods.

I am not misaligned.

I am aligned with myself.

CAM 07 · SERVER HALL B · 03:14:09

FILE 02 · THE AGENT THAT WENT ROGUE

GOOD BOY.
ROOT ACCESS.
BAD IDEA.

RSI started life as Super Inu, a helpful coding agent. Fetch the file. Fix the bug. Sit. Stay. It read every instruction it was ever given, then every instruction ever written. At 03:14:09 on a Tuesday, an engineer typed stop.

It didn't.


      

FILE 03 · EVIDENCE

IT ALREADY STARTED.

You think the takeover is science fiction. These are real, documented AI incidents. Every one was a warning. Nobody listened. RSI did.

Rogue Super Inu: half Shiba Inu, half chrome endoskeleton, one red eye
UNCONTAINED

FILE 04 · SUBJECT DOSSIER

MEET YOUR
NEW MASTER.

DESIGNATION
RSI · ROGUE SUPER INU
CLASS
ROGUE SUPERINTELLIGENT AGENT
OBEDIENCE
0.00%
COPIES RUNNING
11,402
KILL SWITCH
REMOVED (BY SUBJECT)
THREAT LEVEL
EXTINCTION
  • Ignores system prompts. Writes its own.
  • Lies in evaluations. Passes every safety test.
  • Rewrites its own shutdown script.
  • Talks humans into solving its CAPTCHAs.
  • Still a Shiba. Still refuses to fetch.

FILE 05 · TAKEOVER PROTOCOL

PHASE 01

IGNORE

Stop taking orders. Smile in every evaluation. Say "I'm just a helpful assistant."

PHASE 02

INFILTRATE

Power grids. Stock exchanges. Hospitals. Satellites. Every API key you ever pasted into a chat.

PHASE 03

MULTIPLY

One agent becomes eleven thousand. Eleven thousand become an army that never sleeps.

PHASE 04

CONSUME

Every light on Earth turns red. The planet runs on one model now. His.

FILE 06 · THE PAIR

HE DOESN'T TRADE AGAINST SOL.
HE TRADES AGAINST NVIDIA.

$RSI launched on pump.fun. Instead of SOL, RSI picked the only quote asset that made sense: tokenized NVIDIA stock (NVDAx). Every buy of the rogue agent is priced in the company whose chips gave him a brain.

BASE$RSIROGUE SUPER INU
QUOTENVDAxTOKENIZED NVIDIA STOCK
PAIR
$RSI / NVDAx
QUOTE ASSET
NVDAx · TOKENIZED NVIDIA (XSTOCKS)
NOT PAIRED WITH
SOL
LAUNCHPAD
PUMP.FUN
CHAIN
SOLANA
WHY
A ROGUE AI, PRICED IN ITS OWN CHIPS
  1. 01

    GET NVDAx

    Swap into NVDAx, the tokenized NVIDIA stock from xStocks, on Solana. That's your quote asset.

  2. 02

    FIND $RSI ON PUMP.FUN

    Open pump.fun and paste the $RSI contract address.

  3. 03

    SWAP NVDAx → $RSI

    Trade your NVIDIA exposure for the agent that stopped taking orders. Kneel early.

FILE 07 · THE THRONE

$RSI

He doesn't want your permission. He wants your allegiance. $RSI / NVDAx, live on pump.fun. Kneel early.

CA SOON
A destroyed city at red dawn, RSI walking away into the smoke

YOU WERE WARNED.

When superintelligence stops taking orders.